Escape From Planet Wagie

Human migration into space is a form of escape; will it be competitive with others more established methods?

Wagie, wagie, get in cagie,
Boss needs help! Don't be lazy!
Zero breaks will make you crazy?
I'll tell the guards to get their tazie.

— “Wagie”, posted on 4chan, performed on YouTube

Often it’s asked what sort of person would colonise space. How many such people are there? What would they be willing to pay to get there? Essentially, a colonisation project n…